Wet n’ Wild…Iguazu 2006
We went from Rio – packed with things to see and do, to Floripa – full of great beaches and small excursions, to Iguazu Falls – the area’s singular attraction. The two days we spent there had purpose: to explore the waterfalls from Brazil and Argentina, from down below and up above, and from every angle in between.
Before visiting the natural wonder, however, we stopped by a man-made one. The Itaipu Dam is the largest hydroelectric dam on the planet, making it a treasure of the modern world…depending who you ask. For as much power it’s created for Brazil and Paraguay, it’s produced an equal amount of controversy. Whether there are more cons than pros is up to the individual, I suppose, though the brief video they showed us was eerily reminiscent of propaganda.
During the bus ride over, startling stats were listed one after another, relating the tons of steel to Eiffel Towers and the amount of concrete to a highway connecting Moscow and Lisbon, but the big numbers meant to shock and impress went in one ear and out the other. I preferred Danielle’s basic observation that “it would have taken a lot of beavers.”
Andrew, Danielle, Ricardo and I all agreed that nature’s creation was more impressive than man’s (…and 18 billion dollars less expensive). Iguazu Falls creates part of the border between Brazil and Argentina, just as Victoria Falls separates Zambia and Zimbabwe. The transition from one side to the other was effortless as well. Besides a speedy stamp in our passports, the only indication that we were in a different country was the bridge that changed from green and yellow (Brazil) to blue and white (Argentina).
We spent our entire first day on Argentina’s side, beginning with a boat ride to the base of one of many sections. When we neared the falls, we vanished into white mist. The roar of the water surrounded us. We came out moments later, compared how drenched we all were, and then went back in. I’ve never felt more wet.
After the boat, we hiked our way up, stopping at numerous lookout points. Metal walkways extend across the tops, often times so close that we could peer directly over the edge. Since the falls are so spread out, there’s a train to connect various spots. We hopped on and ended the day at the Garganta do Diablo, the most spectacular viewpoint with a fitting name: “The Devil’s Mouth.” Multiple waterfalls converge to create what looks like the end of the world. A giant circle of misty white mystery. We stood on the cliff in awe.
From Brazil, we got the other half of the picture. Argentina has the get-so-close-you-feel-the-splash lookouts while Brazil has the more distant panoramic views. We were happy we had taken more than enough photos the sunny day before, for yesterday the sky was thundering along with the falls. There was no point in trying to avoid the rain, so we instead welcomed the downpour and pranced around absolutely soaked.
After touring Brazil’s portion, the plan was to fly to Buenos Aires. When we got to the airport in Argentina, we discovered that wouldn’t be happening any time soon. The pilots and mechanics of Aerolineas Argentinas decided to be very selfish and go on strike just hours before our flight. After much frustration and quick deliberation, we decided to take an 18-hour bus. It was no doubt a bummer, but Danielle’s face upon hearing the news made up for it. We got the last 4 seats on the evening bus and, though the others could’ve cared less, it was a million times nicer than the 17-hour one I endured in Laos. There were bathrooms, for starters, and 30 seats actually translated to 30 people. Not 86. And there were no chickens flapping in the overhead compartments, no bags of rice filling the aisles, no music blasting to keep the driver awake.
Furthermore, our seats were in the way back. During an intense pillow fight with Andrew, Danielle chimed in with bitterness: “You guys are all excited now, but give it…oh…half a day, and we’ll see how you’re doing. We’ll see…” And, to a certain extent, she was right. When we noticed that a clock was keeping the time of the ride – minute by minute, hour by hour – we couldn’t look away. Then there was the dripping. After 10 minutes, we realized something above us was leaking. Something with a remarkable talent to land on our faces, no matter how much we shifted to avoid it. Cold, nasty liquid. If the wine hadn’t been terribly watered down (and recycled among passengers), we would’ve drank ourselves to sleep.
At 10 o’clock this morning, our suffering ceased. We were out of the bus, we were in Buenos Aires. I had made arrangements to stay with Brandon, one of my cousin’s best friends, and I had an address. He wasn’t there when we arrived, but the doorman expected us and showed four weary travelers to his room. I can’t tell you how relieved we were to enter the spacious apartment and see a note reading: “Senor Charlie – Mi casa es tu casa.”
Before visiting the natural wonder, however, we stopped by a man-made one. The Itaipu Dam is the largest hydroelectric dam on the planet, making it a treasure of the modern world…depending who you ask. For as much power it’s created for Brazil and Paraguay, it’s produced an equal amount of controversy. Whether there are more cons than pros is up to the individual, I suppose, though the brief video they showed us was eerily reminiscent of propaganda.
During the bus ride over, startling stats were listed one after another, relating the tons of steel to Eiffel Towers and the amount of concrete to a highway connecting Moscow and Lisbon, but the big numbers meant to shock and impress went in one ear and out the other. I preferred Danielle’s basic observation that “it would have taken a lot of beavers.”
Andrew, Danielle, Ricardo and I all agreed that nature’s creation was more impressive than man’s (…and 18 billion dollars less expensive). Iguazu Falls creates part of the border between Brazil and Argentina, just as Victoria Falls separates Zambia and Zimbabwe. The transition from one side to the other was effortless as well. Besides a speedy stamp in our passports, the only indication that we were in a different country was the bridge that changed from green and yellow (Brazil) to blue and white (Argentina).
We spent our entire first day on Argentina’s side, beginning with a boat ride to the base of one of many sections. When we neared the falls, we vanished into white mist. The roar of the water surrounded us. We came out moments later, compared how drenched we all were, and then went back in. I’ve never felt more wet.
After the boat, we hiked our way up, stopping at numerous lookout points. Metal walkways extend across the tops, often times so close that we could peer directly over the edge. Since the falls are so spread out, there’s a train to connect various spots. We hopped on and ended the day at the Garganta do Diablo, the most spectacular viewpoint with a fitting name: “The Devil’s Mouth.” Multiple waterfalls converge to create what looks like the end of the world. A giant circle of misty white mystery. We stood on the cliff in awe.
From Brazil, we got the other half of the picture. Argentina has the get-so-close-you-feel-the-splash lookouts while Brazil has the more distant panoramic views. We were happy we had taken more than enough photos the sunny day before, for yesterday the sky was thundering along with the falls. There was no point in trying to avoid the rain, so we instead welcomed the downpour and pranced around absolutely soaked.
After touring Brazil’s portion, the plan was to fly to Buenos Aires. When we got to the airport in Argentina, we discovered that wouldn’t be happening any time soon. The pilots and mechanics of Aerolineas Argentinas decided to be very selfish and go on strike just hours before our flight. After much frustration and quick deliberation, we decided to take an 18-hour bus. It was no doubt a bummer, but Danielle’s face upon hearing the news made up for it. We got the last 4 seats on the evening bus and, though the others could’ve cared less, it was a million times nicer than the 17-hour one I endured in Laos. There were bathrooms, for starters, and 30 seats actually translated to 30 people. Not 86. And there were no chickens flapping in the overhead compartments, no bags of rice filling the aisles, no music blasting to keep the driver awake.
Furthermore, our seats were in the way back. During an intense pillow fight with Andrew, Danielle chimed in with bitterness: “You guys are all excited now, but give it…oh…half a day, and we’ll see how you’re doing. We’ll see…” And, to a certain extent, she was right. When we noticed that a clock was keeping the time of the ride – minute by minute, hour by hour – we couldn’t look away. Then there was the dripping. After 10 minutes, we realized something above us was leaking. Something with a remarkable talent to land on our faces, no matter how much we shifted to avoid it. Cold, nasty liquid. If the wine hadn’t been terribly watered down (and recycled among passengers), we would’ve drank ourselves to sleep.
At 10 o’clock this morning, our suffering ceased. We were out of the bus, we were in Buenos Aires. I had made arrangements to stay with Brandon, one of my cousin’s best friends, and I had an address. He wasn’t there when we arrived, but the doorman expected us and showed four weary travelers to his room. I can’t tell you how relieved we were to enter the spacious apartment and see a note reading: “Senor Charlie – Mi casa es tu casa.”

I am SO jealous that Danielle and Andrew are with you right now. I guess March is a pretty good time to start the countdown to when you come home, though, right? Well it better be because I already started one. Anyways have a great time. O and btw, I ending up escaping unscathed, except for a minor bump, from the hands of Princeton justice. I’ll give you the rest of the story when we talk next…last time was NOT long enough.
P.S. Tell Rafiki, I mean Andrew, that if he sees any gazelles to take action immediately.
March 11th, 2006 at 9:36 amHey Cuz - I’m sure you’re having a blast with Brandon. If there is one thing that boy knows it’s wine and food, so make sure he takes you to some good places, and make sure you stay sober enough through the meal to appreciate it. Have an amazing time with him and try not to get into too much trouble. Give B a huge hug for me and buy him a congragulatory drink on me for getting into grad school. Have fun and pura vida, babe! love you!
March 12th, 2006 at 7:50 amCharlie, just a brief note to let you know that your Grandmother and I have been following your travels since the beginning. Clearly, you are the having the experience of a lifetime. She always asks me if I have been checking your website. I of course answer yes. Somehow she almost always knows where you are even though she doesn’t have a computer. Either she is psychic or has been speaking with your mother. I suspect the latter. I am going to print some of your journal so that she can read it. I was wondering, by the time you retun home if someone made a list of the places you haven’t been would it being any longer than the North and South Poles? Here’s hoping you conitune to have more incredible experiences.
March 12th, 2006 at 2:53 pmDespite it breaking rule #3…you shoulda definately went with, “it woulda taken a lot of beavers” as your last title.
i think the initial curiousity would put a smile on anyone’s face…then would yield to light laughter once the reason for the quote was revealed later in your story
or even better…
“Argentinian prison is way better than prison in Loas…”
“Prison Life: South America vs. SE Asia”
then tie it into something like, “if public buses are any indicator, i much rather get locked up in Argentina cuz that 18 hour ride was like a luxury liner compared to the nightmare in Laos. For starters, this one at least had bathrooms…”
any mention of jail time will surely get people reading, ya dig?
wet n’wild sounds like a water park in maryland
-jb
please note: i think charlie is doing an awesome job chronicling his adventures…my posts are simply constructive criticisms to keep him on his toes
March 13th, 2006 at 8:46 am